Super Size Me

For the next 24 hours you are granted some wacked out crazy insane power.

It's up to you to chose how to use these "super" powers.

Then you have to come up with another power for the next poster.

A few examples:





Also, "FTN24H" is a perfectly acceptible substitute for stating "for the next 24 hours"...



Game Rules:
Try to keep things funny.
Try to keep to the format of the game.
Please refrain from starting discussions in this thread.
ALL A7XF RULES APPLY.


So let's get this started shall we?
For the next poster...


FTN24H you are a stallion duck.

I shall make a billion new vampires and zombies.

FTN24H you have X-ray Vision

I have the ability to look through clothes, but I see things not meant to be seen.

FTN24H you are the opposite gender.

I would have intimate relations with one of my gay friends

FTN24H you are a ninja

I put on nerd glasses.

FTN24H you are a pikachu.

Ill Sneeze a lot.

FTN24H you breathe fire

I quit eating peppers.

FTN24H you smile for the camera and have a duck tape smile.

I would destroy the world of faceless lairs (another song from tap tap props
Of you know it :p)

FTN24H you are a necromancer.

I dress up in a Scooby Doo Suit because of that.

FTN24H, you are a taptap pro

I'd only play Bat country 1,000,000,000,000x super loud to make my cousin made and ultra jealous :3

FTHN24 you are a deathbat

I already am one so nothing happens.

FTN24H you have guy pants XD

Hahaha I just had 69 posts! Now this is 70:/

Anyway I already have guy pants. So nothing happens either

FTN24H you are one of the creators of South Park.

I kill Kenny.

FTN24H you are sonic the hedgehog.

I would cookery a bunch of rings do the next day I can sell them to cash for gold.

FTN24H you are a blob.

A baby thinks I am food and I get eaten.

FTN24H you can only speak in Japanese
(hint, use google translate)

私はゴジラを食べると私はナルトの残っているものを見るだろう



次の24時間はカエルです。

ribbit ribbit *eats a fly*

ftn24h you are a mummy

I'd shit on myself.

FTN24H you are mudkip

I heard you liek me and I liek other people and I scream, "MUD! KIP!"


FTN24H you can only help Jack off a horse whenever he comes on.
(Sorry, school joke )

XD I would make sure to hang out with cherry hill (our school joke)


FTN24H you are a bung hole

I become a dung beetle.

Ftn24h you are made of cherries that are from a hill xD

XD I have to note you that joke in dA cuz its kinda inappropriate for this XD

*awaits for the note*

FTN24H, you must note me on dA.

I didn't have to note you but now I will.

FTN24H you have grown the longest beard known to man

I use it as a paint brush and paint the world black.

FTN24H, you pee all over the place.