Illogical Debate

Here's your chance to engage in an epic debate with you peers over complete nonsense, and treat it as if it were serious business!


Alright, the way this game works is that I post a simple statement, and then the next poster debates that, only using completely ridiculous logic:

OP: Ketchup is red
NP: Impossible, the color red was banned in 1873.
NP: But that law was overturned by Mayonaise Proclamation that the pineapple signed with China!

...And so on, and so forth.

I will start!

Steak is cow meat.

No it's obviously ostrich

But ostriches are from china so thus they are sacred and they worship the emo
emu.

Who said that emu was emo!? It was obviously scene

But it was seen in the shower humping Charlie scene

Yeah but it was Christmas so everyone was drunk and about to pass out. That poor emu was lonely

And Christmas only lasts for 87 kilometers so the emu
became a llama.

Well that llama then discovered the Emo Song and became emo again.

But the emo song has been banned in all 8 continents and the 7 oceans and 4 seas.

But there is such a thing as illegal downloading how do you think I met my wife?

But fresh paint is made of wives and pencils.

And my room is purple and it's awesome. So obviously I used some sexy pencils

But pencils are made of ducks!

and I am a duck making me the apocalypse

But the apocalypse will happen in negative 69 years.

no actually in 169 double negative years.

But the giraffes have STDs.

No youre thinking of those horny dolphins

Yes, but they are tire flavored.

and fire roasted